When I lived in China I worked for a private school
called Meten. Originally it was called Metro, a much better name in my view,
but other businesses called Metro didn’t like it. I actually worked for them part time in three
cities, and also full time in Suzhou. This particular school has endless
meetings, the craziest rules, completely unmovable when it comes to suiting the
workers, and even though they have lots and lots of foreign teachers, I don’t
think any of the top jobs are filled by foreigners, and they never seem to get
the foreign teachers to edit anything, so most of their instructions to us
foreign teachers is still in Chinglish. Even in Suzhou when I worked there at a
brand new school, lots of the signs and posters etc did not have correct
spelling. We got used to it, but as far
as we teachers were concerned it wasn’t very professional.
Well, about 5 or 6 months ago they asked me to do some
on-line teaching for them. They have an internet platform for doing teaching
using Skype. Unfortunately, their instructions were completely contradictory.
They had a long list of lesson plans, but the instructions on what to do were
so vague I had to keep asking what I was supposed to be doing. The first and
worst part was that I had to make up ten PowerPoint lesson plans myself, then
have an interview, then have a test lesson, then have a trial run with a real
class, all for no pay. I was given a list of topics, student levels and
language points, but had to find all the information myself, they needed
pictures on every slide, very specific guidelines on how the slides should
look, font colour etc, so about a whole day was used up making one lesson plan.
I’m not so hot on PowerPoint so it took me a while to work this all out. They
sent sample lesson plans out etc, which I used and altered.
Peter and Dianna one of the teachers at the Dongguan school. All the walls of the classrooms were floor to ceiling glass. |
They also had a club area with books and a pool table that was very popular with the students. |
The street frontage of the school. |
Metro in Xiamen. |
In Suzhou the Meten school was on the third floor of this new mall. |
Fair enough. There are two girls I deal with at Meten’s
Head office, Blair and Nana. (I still have trouble calling this young girl Nana
– I’m sure she can’t know that her English name means grandmother). They both
sent me updated topic lists to make more lesson plans from. But both topic
lists were different. Nana would tell me to use Blair’s list and Blair would
tell me to use Nana’s list. Hopeless! In the end they told me to ignore both
lists and just do the topics I had originally nominated.
The other problem is that they have a website that is
new. I am supposed to upload my completed lesson plans to this website, but I
keep hitting brick walls with it. They send me instructions that cannot be
followed, for example, follow the Topic list on the website, but there is no
topic list there. Another teacher I know who also teaches for them says that
the new website that I am using, is not actually working yet and that they have
had endless technical problems, and that she is using the old website….so I don’t
know.
They have also changed the rules on when we would have a
class. I quote, and please excuse the Chinglish”
The Suzhou students put on a fashion show. |
“3. After you finished uploading ppt, you can start to
choose your availability for teaching, and submit. After you choose your time ,
the system will match it automatically.
For example: if there is students book class at 7:00 for
the topic “entertainment”, and teacher tick time at 7:00 for teaching ,then it
will match.4. You can check whether you have students attend class and your students’ information 4 hours before the class starts.
For example: if you choose a time at 7pm, and you can check it after 3pm, when you click “details” ,if it shows nothing, which means no one book your class. If it shows something, which means you gonna teach at 7pm
5. You need to choose courseware before at least 10 minutes before class. For example, if you have a class at 7pm, you need to click “choose courseware” between 3pm- 6:50pm . Otherwise , you can’t teach.”
So I can book a lesson for 7pm on a Monday night, but I
have to check at 3pm on the Monday afternoon to see if any students have booked
my class. If not, then I do not have a class, and other teachers tell me the
classes get cancelled on a regular basis. But I won’t know that until four
hours before hand. Haha, forward planning is not high on their list of
priorities.
So whether I actually get to do any teaching or not is
still to be seen. I can’t upload my lessons to their website, so maybe not. The entrance to Meten school in Suzhou. |
A class in progress. |
Finally, frustration sent all the foreign teachers to
boiling point one day at the Xiamen branch. There were about six foreign
teachers and we had a Chinese man in charge of us. He was our instructor on how
to teach. He called a meeting one day to tell us how we should teach
pronunciation. We were handed some pages full of pronunciation symbols that
look like this. This is how Chinese teachers teach pronunciation to Chinese
students.
We were horrified and explained in no uncertain terms
that we would not teach this way, we didn’t know what these sounds meant, we
had never learned to speak this way, and did not want to use them.
æ
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a
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cat, bad, trap
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ɛ
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e
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bed, net, dress
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ə
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@
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about, comma
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ɪ
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I
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kit, bid, hymn
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i
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i
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happy, glorious
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ɒ
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Q
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hot, odd, wash
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ʌ
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V
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dug, run, strut
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ʊ
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U
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book, put, foot
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He was stunned to think we had learned our wonderful English
pronunciation without such a list but there was no getting around this. It was
a directive from Head Office and all foreign teachers must use this method.
After 15 minutes of heated discussion, he would not
budge. We would use these symbols or reap the consequences. We all looked at
one another, said in our sweetest voices, okay, we will use them if that is what
you require, he breathed a sigh of relief and we all walked back to our teacher’s
office, tore them up and chucked them in the bin. The subject was never raised
again.
It’s a funny old world.